Last Friday Night

For some unknown reason, I got distracted this morning from transferring my stuff across from my other sites, and wrote a parody of Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night”. This version doesn’t feature a video featuring Rebecca Black, Corey Feldman, Debbie Gibson, Hanson and Kenny G. Some of you may be grateful for that ;)

Last Friday Night
(“Last Friday Night” by Katy Perry)

There’s a creeper near my bed,
Someone’s shooting at my head
Redstone all over the room
Cows are swimming in the pool
Think I set off dynamite
Oh, that’s really gotta bite
Pigs are burning on the lawn
Where’d that Netherrack come from?

Pictures hit the ‘net
On Achievement Get!
I’m screwed
Oh well
It’s a total mess
I can only guess it ruled

Damn…

Last Friday night
Yeah we made a cavern run
Had entirely too much fun
Wish that I could bring a gun

Last Friday night
Mined out all the iron ore
Couldn’t carry any more
Think we left some on the floor…

Last Friday night
Mining’s no walk in the park
Hearing zombies in the dark
Getting burned from lava sparks
Last Friday night
Barely made it back up top
Always say we’re gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

Minecraft’s running really odd
Who installed these bloody mods?
Think my minecart’s rolled away
I might have to walk today
Half my diamond armour’s gone
What the heck did I do wrong?
Threw away my water pail
That was such an epic fail

Pictures hit the ‘net
On Achievement Get!
I’m screwed
Oh well
It’s a total mess
I can only guess it ruled

Damn…

Last Friday night
Yeah we made a cavern run
Had entirely too much fun
Wish that I could bring a gun

Last Friday night
Mined out all the iron ore
Couldn’t carry any more
Think we left some on the floor…

Last Friday night
Mining’s no walk in the park
Hearing zombies in the dark
Getting burned from lava sparks
Last Friday night
Barely made it back up top
Always say we’re gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night

T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.

(saxophone solo)

Last Friday night
Yeah we made a cavern run
Had entirely too much fun
Wish that I could bring a gun

Last Friday night
Mined out all the iron ore
Couldn’t carry any more
Think we left some on the floor…

Last Friday night
Mining’s no walk in the park
Hearing zombies in the dark
Getting burned from lava sparks
Last Friday night
Barely made it back up top
Always say we’re gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night
Do it all again

Original lyrics Katy Perry, Lukasz Gottwald, Max Martin, Bonnie McKee © 2011
Parody lyrics Mark A. Cooper © 2012

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